If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody

If I'm Gonna Eat Somebody (It Might As Well Be You) is a song sang by Goanna when he was trying to eat Zak.

Lyrics
Goanna

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I've a basic inclination

A very primal need

To inspect the vegetation

For an egg or centipede

I just can't control this hunger

I just can't seem to cut back

On my ravenous consumption

You're a welcome little snack

If I'm gonna eat somebody

It might as well be you

I could see you as a sandwich

Or a strange, exotic stew

Leaches

Floating down the river

Like a morsel in a steeeew

If he's gonna eat somebody

Goanna

It might as well be you

I know it

Get it one time

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