A Veritable Smorgasbord

A Fair is a Veritable Schmorgasboard-orgasboard-orgasboard is a song written by The Sherman Brothers for the 1973 animated film Charlotte's Web.

Lyrics
Goose:

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord

After the crowds have ceased.

Each night, when the lights go out, it can be found, on the ground, all around,

Oh! What a rat-ly feast!

Templeton:

Will I find

Melon rinds and bits of hot dogs, cookie crumbs and rotten cotton candy,

Melted ice cream, mustard drippings, moldy goodies everywhere.

Goose: Yes! Yes!

Lots of popcorn, apple cores, banana peels and soggy sandwiches,

And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair!

Goose: Yes! Yes! Yes!

Templeton and Goose:

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord

After the gates are shut.

Each night, when the lights go out, it can be found, on the ground, all around,

That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!

- Reprise -

Templeton:

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord

After the crowds have ceased.

Each night, when the lights go out, it can be found, on the ground, all around,

Oh! What a rat-ly feast!

Melon rinds and bits of hot dogs, cookie crumbs and rotten cotton candy,

Melted ice cream, mustard drippings, moldy goodies everywhere.

Lots of popcorn, apple cores, banana peels and soggy sandwiches,

And gobs of gorgeous gook to gobble at the fair!

A fair is a veritable smorgasbord-orgasbord-orgasbord

After the gates are shut.

Each night, when the lights go out, it can be found, on the ground, all around,

That's where a rat can glut, glut, glut, glut!