Top of the Wood

"Top of the Woods" is a song sung by Boingo in Hoodwinked!. It is about him replacing the woods with his evil empire called BoingoSnax. At the end of the song, Boingo says to a tied-up and gagged Red, "You've been hoodwinked, baby!".

The Evil Ski Team appear as background dancers during the big finish and Keith has only one singing role, in which he whistles to the tune while setting up the film montage of Boingo's plans.

Lyrics
When you're hoppin' on down the bunny trail, the critters all seem to look down. You're fuzzy and small your ears are too tall and goodies make the woods go round.

Now I'm not a pig, but you gotta think big when your competing with the girl in the hood So you won't be a fan of my evil plan, but I'm gonna be top of the woods.

When your only desire is to dominate the land of the wolves and the squirrels, you've got to think with a open mind and learn to detest little girls. And everyone knows at the end of a show the villain puts his plan into words... except there won't be a rescue before the credits roll cause I'm gonna be top of the woods.

Now the kids will be packed with my boingo snacks and construction begins in a day. And all the bears will be ruled by their hair as I maniacally plot from my evil lair.

[Laughing]

[whistling]

[music...]

When you've pulled all the wool over everyones eyes, they're bound to be a liitle upset. What I'm sending to town should quiet 'em down and then I'll start to get some respect.

At the end of the day once I've blown 'em away I'll oppress 'em like a dictator should O you won't be disrespecting this bunny no more cause I'm gonna be top of the woods O you won't be disrespecting this bunny no more cause I'm gonna be top of the woods I said you won't be disrespecting this bunny rabbit now cause I'm gonna be top of the woods

Oh, yeah

I said I'm gonna be top of the woods

Let's bring it on home!

I said I'm gonna beeeee top of the woods

You've been hoodwinked baby!

Oh, yeah!